- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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