Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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