What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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