- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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