- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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