- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Connor is homo

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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