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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Women's professional sports

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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