- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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