- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??