how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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