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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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