Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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