- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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