- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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