- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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