How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Emily Walker.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Penis

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your Mom The End.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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