My spelling is horrible

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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this website is a bad joke

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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