A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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