Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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