One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Women outside of the kitchen.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Skrillex.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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