Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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