Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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