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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Matthew Baker

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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