Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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