- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the president do for the people? ...

I walk into a bar...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Can anyone Lenin money?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

yolo your orange looks orange

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??