- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Girls Lacrosse.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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