- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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