And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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