Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What is the name of the car? What

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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girls basketball

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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