- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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