- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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