- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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