- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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