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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

It says so on your cap.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

whats white jizz

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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