SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

It says so on your cap.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats white jizz

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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