- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What? Huh?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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