- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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