knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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