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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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