- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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