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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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