- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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