- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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