What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How about that airline food?

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Your life

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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