- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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