- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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