what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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