what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

John lazzaro likes dick

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your life

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How about that airline food?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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