what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How high is the sky? True or False

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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anti jokes are really funny

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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