- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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