Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is the name of the car? What

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Knock Knock No solicitors

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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