- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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