What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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