Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A man goes to the potty.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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