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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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