Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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My cat just died.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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