Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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knock knock? come in

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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The Colts this year.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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