- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

John lazzaro likes dick

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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