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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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