- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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