- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Half life 3 confirmed

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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