- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How did the dog die? He was put down.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Japan

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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