- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

who is really lanky? james cornish

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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