- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

class is canceled. My professor died.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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