In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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This is not funny.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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