What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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deez nuts

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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