What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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