Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Badabing.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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