- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Obama lin Baden.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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