- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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