why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Male leadership.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Anti Joke

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