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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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