- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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