- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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