- Anti Joke

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's funny about war? nothing!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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