- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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