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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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