- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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