- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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