Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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