Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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