Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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