A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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