What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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