Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's 9 + 10 19

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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