YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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