- Anti Joke

What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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