What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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knock knock who's there ?

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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