what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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