- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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