what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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knock knock who's there ?

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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