People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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