- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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