What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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diarrhea.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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João Duarte reads this.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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