In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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