- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.